I will think of this later. :)

50shadesofwweh:

Getting called cute by someone whos cute

(Source: longlivetheratchetandthebrave)

born2pie:

captalias:

ishipitlikeups:

dantheinsane1:

ishipitlikeups:

Nobody asked me to prom, so I took my calculator.

Pics or it didn’t happen

His name is T.I.

He brought me flowers.

Obligatory outdoor photos.

Here I am, introducing him to friends.

A close-up shot of his dashing visage.

My principal talked about it in his weekly email, but he got it wrong. That tux was some damn fine imported silk.

Please have intercourse with me

Wow I wish I would’ve done that

katherlne:

why do u need a quality blog when u can have a quality log

3ridan:

wordsbeenspoken:

3ridan:

one time my mum sat me down and i thought she was going to give me the sex talk but she just looked me dead in the eye and said ‘Kali, if you’re going to stab someone, stab them, and then punch where you stabbed. They won’t feel the knife wound and just think you hit them.’ And my mum is still the most metal person in my life today.

I like ur mom

thanks i’ll tell her

unbalancedfox:

g0ggles:

When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it

OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*

(Source: hama0n)

astrokidmusic:

astrokidmusic:

I should just quit school and become a brostitute

you pay me to just hang out and chill

does anybody want to join me

we can start a

brothel